The Pumpty Dance.
Alright, stop what you’re doing, cuz I’m about to ruin, the routine at work like you’re used to. I look funny, but yo, I’m makin’ my milk see, so yo world I hope you’re ready for me. Now gather ’round, I’m the new mom in town, and my pump’s hidden down close to the ground. I popped up all the Motherlove ya got on your shelf, so just let me introduce myself. My name is Pumpty. Pronounced with an Umpty. Yo mamas, oh how I love to pump thee. And all pump rappers in the top ten–please allow me to trump thee.